Herman Cain Turns Jesus Into A Right Wing Conservative Killed By a Liberal Court

If you can control one's religion, you have immense power. And I think that's what Herman Cain is trying to do. He was boasting that Jesus was a proud conservative. He used lines like healing the sick, being unemployed (I thought he was a carpenter?), feeding the poor, and never used a governmental program. Like those even existed over 2000 years ago. Especially not from the Roman Empire to 

Fact of the Day: Pizza, Baseball, and the GOP

Tom Monaghan had the perfect story for a rising CEO. Started out with one crappy pizza joint and within his lifetime, he saw it expand to millions and millions of dollars. He owned both Domino's Pizza, and the Detroit Tigers for some time. However he sold both of them, and later took an interesting choice in life. After selling his prime business deals, he led a life promoting his Catholic faith

Herman Cain Keeps "Economic Advisers" A Secret

After coming up with crazy economic and tax plans, people have been asking Herman Cain where is he coming up with these ideas. Cain has kept his mouth shut except for one man, someone named Richard Lowrie who apparently works for the Wells Fargo bank. I'm going to guess they are also campaign contributors if you know what I mean. ""I'm not going to tell you! They're my advisers, not yours. They

Herman Cain Steals 999 Tax Plan Idea From Sim City?

It's seems like a strange coincidence, but when a guy like Herman Cain quotes a random bit from a Pokemon movie I don't doubt he stole the 999 idea from Sim City. Sim City 4 had a tax plan just like Cain's where there was 9% on income, corporate, and retail or something or another. I've never played it myself. What's next? Turning prisons into Zelda dungeons? 

Jon Huntsman Mocks Herman Cain's 9-9-9 Tax Plan

Herman Cain recently came up with a tax plan at the Republican debate called his 9-9-9 plan. A plan that gets rid of all other taxes and replaces it with 9% on personal income, 9% on corporate income, and a 9% sales tax. I guess he gave up on the fair tax idea (seriously every bumper sticker with Herman Cain I see has the fair tax sticker too), and is going for something more catchier, and more

Herman Cain Blames Wall Street Protesters "For Being Poor"

With the Occupy Wall Street protests getting larger and larger; people who love CEOs, big banks, crooks, and liars have gone on the defense. Being a corrupt CEO and terrible general human being Herman Cain has said this."Don't blame Wall Street, don't blame the big banks, if you don't have a job and you're not rich, blame yourself!" Cain said. "It is not a person's fault because they succeeded,

Herman Cain Thinks Black People Are Brainwashed

After verbally fighting with Morgan Freeman's true remarks that the GOP is full of a bunch of racists, Herman Cain is trying to desperately gain the African American vote. In most elections about 90% vote Democrat, and Herman Cain doesn't like that. He's said black people "have been brainwashed into not being open-minded, not even considering a conservative point of view," really Cain? I don't

Herman Cain Pretends Like There's No Class Warfare

After Obama's new Buffet rule of making the super-rich pay the same rate as the middle class, Herman Cain has taken offense. He says Obama is playing the "class warfare act" and that he wants to take money from his pockets. You can obviously trust a corrupt CEO who made millions by destroying err... I mean downsizing jobs for various companies. George Carlin once talked about the true owners of