Herman Cain Keeps "Economic Advisers" A Secret

After coming up with crazy economic and tax plans, people have been asking Herman Cain where is he coming up with these ideas. Cain has kept his mouth shut except for one man, someone named Richard Lowrie who apparently works for the Wells Fargo bank. I'm going to guess they are also campaign contributors if you know what I mean. ""I'm not going to tell you! They're my advisers, not yours. They

Herman Cain Steals 999 Tax Plan Idea From Sim City?

It's seems like a strange coincidence, but when a guy like Herman Cain quotes a random bit from a Pokemon movie I don't doubt he stole the 999 idea from Sim City. Sim City 4 had a tax plan just like Cain's where there was 9% on income, corporate, and retail or something or another. I've never played it myself. What's next? Turning prisons into Zelda dungeons? 

Congressman Joe Walsh Says His Wife Is Lying About Child Support

After being named one of the most corrupt members of Congress didn't settle right with old Joe. In a recent court argument, he's accusing his wife of exploiting his role as a member of Congress. He said they had a verbal agreement to pay for their children's expenses instead of child support payments. A court has pretty much frozen his bank accounts, and is taking a decent chunk out of his

Newt Gingrich Condemns Wall Street Protesters and Wants to Jail 2 Key Democrats

At the recent Republican debate, the former Speaker of the House said the Wall Street protesters have no meaning to protest unlike his favorite tea bagger groups. He said that they should not be mad at the crooked businessmen behind Wall Street, but rather some people in the government. He also said that Rep. Barney Frank, and Former Senator Chris Dodd should be arrested. 

Jon Huntsman Mocks Herman Cain's 9-9-9 Tax Plan

Herman Cain recently came up with a tax plan at the Republican debate called his 9-9-9 plan. A plan that gets rid of all other taxes and replaces it with 9% on personal income, 9% on corporate income, and a 9% sales tax. I guess he gave up on the fair tax idea (seriously every bumper sticker with Herman Cain I see has the fair tax sticker too), and is going for something more catchier, and more

Herman Cain Blames Wall Street Protesters "For Being Poor"

With the Occupy Wall Street protests getting larger and larger; people who love CEOs, big banks, crooks, and liars have gone on the defense. Being a corrupt CEO and terrible general human being Herman Cain has said this."Don't blame Wall Street, don't blame the big banks, if you don't have a job and you're not rich, blame yourself!" Cain said. "It is not a person's fault because they succeeded,

Sarah Palin Not Running For President

The former Vice Presidential Candidate is not going after the top spot after all. She recently sent a letter to her "fans" about her commitment not to run. "I believe that at this time I can be more effective in a decisive role to help elect other true public servants to office -- from the nation's governors to congressional seats and the presidency,""We must reduce tax burdens and onerous

Herman Cain Thinks Black People Are Brainwashed

After verbally fighting with Morgan Freeman's true remarks that the GOP is full of a bunch of racists, Herman Cain is trying to desperately gain the African American vote. In most elections about 90% vote Democrat, and Herman Cain doesn't like that. He's said black people "have been brainwashed into not being open-minded, not even considering a conservative point of view," really Cain? I don't

Gov. Nikki Haley Orders That “It's a great day in South Carolina!" When It's Not

Nikki Haley is having trouble with her public image. The press hates her, the people hate her, and for good reason too. So what can she do to make South Carolina look better except try fix unemployment and low wages? Well she's ordered every state employee that answers a phone to say  “It's a great day in South Carolina. How can I help you?” I hope she enjoys the media backlash from this. 

Michele Bachmann Advocates for ZERO Taxes

The congresswoman usually says stupid things, but this is just plain dumb. "I think you earned every dollar, you should get to keep every dollar that you earn. That's your money, that's not the government's money. That's the whole point. Barack Obama seems to think that when we earn money it belongs to him, and we're lucky just to keep a little bit of it. I don't think that at all. I think when